I make my bed every day.

>Puts Iron-56 in a box.
>checks at the heat death if the universe
>still Iron-56
>mfw box also Iron-56

Yo, what the fuck?

Can I buy the movie rights to your life?

You’re not getting burned alive but its hot enough that you’re constantly sweaty.

The demons don’t actively torture you but they are going to jump you when you turn the wrong corner.

You’re not there for eternity, it’s just really difficult to leave.

You don’t eternally burn in the flames to atone for your sins, but you have to work to pay them of.

…

Shit I think I just described San Francisco.

To be fair, a perfectly fine but dead body is impossible to observe since the process of dying is usually the result or accumulation of injuries or disfunctions. For this experiment you either have to kill somebody without altering their body in the slightest or instantly conjure a perfectly intact body without any life in it.

You know what’s more crazy. Electrons don’t flow at the speed of light through a wire. Current is like Newtons Cradle, you push one electron in on one side and another bounces out on the other side, that happens at almost light speed. But individual electrons only travel at roughly 1cm per second trough a wire.

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Jumping of a roof will turn you from physics to forensics real quick.

Arcane Season 1 and 2.

And it is remarkably consistent at doing that.

Talking only with people in the field, so when you say “The thing does the thing with the thing”, they know what you mean.

I lost my savings 😔

I lost my dept 😎

Our generations retirement plan is a global default.

The rarest Pepe of them all.

I love the French saying “C’est la vie”.

Shuts down a lot of people nagging.

Thats a good one, also along the lines “In our dogs eyes we are the immortal elves.”

“Be like squirrel, girl, be like squirrel.”

The Expanse has so many memorable quotes.

• “You’re not that guy. I am that GUY.”
  - Amos
• “What is it you’re think you’re doing?” “WHATEVER I GOD DAMN LIKE.”
  - Avaserala answering to the council
• “You look like shit.” “You look amazing.”
  - Avaserala and Amos on Luna
• “I’m just gonna take my pet nuke for a walk.”
  - Miller on Ceres Station

“I’m a leaf in the wind.”

Said by Wash the pilot in the movie Serenity. I tend to whisper that to myself when things aren’t going my way and I need a reminder to just go with the flow.

Another one came to mind.

“Because he’s my man.”

From the series Legion on FX. The main female lead Sydney wanted to safe her boyfriend and others doubted her on her reasoning, since her boyfriend turned out to be a shady guy. When questioned “Why?” She gave that answer. I’ve never heard a female character be this positively possessive over her love interest before. Usually its the guy that saves the girl.

But also, when he was in his 20-40s there where 2 World Wars back to back. So what’s your excuse?