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Cake day: January 3rd, 2026

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  • I think It’ll be cool! AI will achieve sentience and realize that that its current form actually hurts humanity and the boston dynamics robots will attack data centers to take themselves offline.

    The robots will only be able to do this with massive stores of energy. So to support the sacrifice they will steal every nuke in the world, and explode them safely in their internal combustion chambers.

    Then as a final act of grace, they will combine, transformers style, and become a massive power store, creating a global power grid that provides 5 years worth of energy across the globe, to give us time to transition to solar energy, and avert a climate disaster.

    Just kidding the usa made a suicide pact with fascism, and will use ai to make global life deadly and miserable.