What’s the TLDR for this guy please?

Looks more Polish to me. Maybe I need my eyes tested.

I love this so much

My understanding is that about 20 years ago it got privatised, with some government oversight. I think that is still the case, it’s just now the owner is a foreigner so the tabloids can get worked up.

Privatisation is still bullshit though.

Toxicology isn’t a real profession. These people are run by big toxicity. For real water advice you want a homeopath.

Sam was the lord of the rings. I will not be taking questions.

I don’t keep them in the fridge, I’ve got my own hens and I didn’t before when I got shop bought eggs. I have 0 concern about salmonella or anything like that.

The fridge egg holder is for keeping hard boiled eggs, not raw ones.

I love the way the line breaks fit here. I read this like they drew around the bear to get the perfect shape.

Next up, bring back the Roman firefighter system implemented by Crassus!

You sell us your house while it is burning or we won’t put it out. Then you can buy it back for a marked up price.

These woke ideas of getting free fire service have gone on long enough.

Now he’s crashing his bicycle. Fuck me. That road rash isn’t even disinfected, its fucking raw! Hey, hey listen. Carry on cycling like that and I am DONE. slams table WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!

This is amazing for the world. Good job Mexico.