Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”

Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.

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Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.

In Elsevier’s defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.

You fossilized due to environmental factors.

I fossilized through sheer will and determination.

We are not the same.

Maybe it’s methane release. Maybe it’s gasses from the sea floor we knew nothing about. We have no fucking clue what climate change is going to look like. PR firms told scientists to put the lowest projections in press releases for the last decade. The real numbers are both grim and proving to be optimistic.

As it turns out, the math was all wrong. Who knows why? Maybe all the Earth’s various systems are interrelated, and when one system collapses it causes dozens of other systems to collapse. Maybe Earth and the delicate balance that enabled life to grow on this planet is a little more sensitive to sudden, radical change than we thought.

Maybe all the people who lied about climate change since the 1970s lied about more shit we’re going to find out about shortly now that we can’t stop it from happening. But they’ll still make their profits and get their taxpayer-funded subsidies, so capitalism is working as intended.

Sparky boi is very shy. Pls no touch.

Adding IHRA’s definition to the law would allow the federal Department of Education to restrict funding and other resources to campuses perceived as tolerating anti-Semitism.

The campus crackdown is definitely going too far. Vietnam War protestors were treated the same way. It escalated, and the cops opened fire at Kent State.

If you put concrete over the volcano, how are you going to throw virgins in as a sacrifice to the volcano god? Just asking for trouble here.

The fact that Israel is evil doesn’t make Jews everywhere evil. That needs to be said.

But Israel under Netanyahu is evil as fuck. It’s genocide. That’s the word for what they’re doing. Genocide.

Saying Bibi Netanyahu speaks for all Jews is like saying the KKK speaks for all Christians.

You see, with Effective Altruism, we’ll destroy the world around us to serve a small cadre of ubermensch tech bros, who will then somehow in the next few centuries go into space and put supercomputers on other planets that run simulations of people. You might actually be in one of those simulations right now, so be grateful.

We are very smart and not just reckless, over-indulged douchebags who jerk off to the smell of our own farts.