As my mom beautifully puts it : “I’m racist against idiots”

Organized religion is created as a mean to control people.

But we’re on a rock in space that developed sentient life… How the fuck ?

Pew pew

In French it s between Astérix mission Cleopatre and la cité de la peur

The best french will be the one that simplifies the grammar

How do I fit my coke addiction in your filtered water?

Yeah if theres a control and 1 kid buy alcohol the business is done for and the owner is in for a lot of troubles too

I’m from Europe and somehow I got carded like 3 or 4 times in my life and I was 18+ at the time even though I bought stuff like alcohol before that. It feels so weird to me but now that I’m older I’m shocked of all the things I got away with

Dormammu!

Master class

I’m getting tired of slacking honestly

slaps head of a man This bad boy can fit so many volts!

And him not dying before then too

Imagine maga nuts storming McDonald’s because trump died on a bigmac

I checked the planning of my hairdresser but unfortunately my usual isn’t available this week. it’s not the same if it’s not the regular, mostly because of the chat.

Oh my, it’s melodeath day 🤘

I renewed my tram card today, it expired a few months ago so I was paying full price instead of the low income price since then. I’m happy to have crossed that out of my to-do list

It’s easier when they are one ocean away, unfortunately I doubt it will work out for this reason

Unfortunately that’s too much for santa

My family is not insane, a girl I really like has an insane family… Wish i could go to my family events with her