shouldn’t they have flared bases?

hiccaway straw works great

well mcdonalds has sold the most, so corporately they are the best. for me tho, in-n-out

full accounting transparency helps… according to the blockchain believers.

i switched from breakfast cereal to yogurt a month ago and lost more than a belt notch.

wow a bat flittered into me in my office hallway today, awkward flight like a moth, weighed practically nothing when it hit my leg. it was hairy and cute with black ears. i brought it outside. then i go on lemmy and see a fricken bat necklace.

start them a month early, give yourself grace on sputtering starts.

yea and glad to see it.

hopefully you’ve read the Foundation books btw

brown noise

kind of like your genital situation

from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’

if you ever are feeling depressed/hopeless, go sit on the grass in a cemetery for a good minute. then visit a hospice, then visit a retirement home.

if you ever dont feel like doing some chore around the house, try doing it blindfolded or without your hands. it becomes awesome and hilarious.

if you find yourself trapped in a conversation, throw in a totally unrelated quote.

if someone is being mean to you, say their name and then stay silent.

oh and for sex stuff, be unpredictable and enthusiastic. many people are just missing FUN.

ive watched kids try this on each other. it generates noise.

AI generated?

which one did Winona have?

Hurra Torpedo

slashdot.org > digg > reddit > lemmy.

always 100% until hard pivot to next 100%

when i was in amsterdam the cab driver told me that the russian mob runs all the prostitution and gambling and much of the drugs and they wouldn’t tolerate anyone messing with their cash machine. he also said that the red light district is mostly all staffed by russian ladies and if you want a real dutch girl you have to go to a private club in a residential area, for 4x the price.

you could add ‘Live Laugh Love’ text onto any photo in the news of the last few years, and let me know how hilariously tone deaf it feels.