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Oi Oi Oi! I’d love to visit one day.

My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.

I still haven’t beaten my first post for number of upvotes. Beginners luck, I guess.

Voyager as well.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

What about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.

The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.

It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

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I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

He’s too young.

He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.

There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

:<

Ma’am what you are describing is weather

I have the flattest buckwheat pillow and it’s perfect.