Yakuza games are the only good Mahjong simulator. I’ve always thought Sega/RGK Studios should release a standalone one based on Yakuza.

All other Mahjong games are shitty western mahjong match tile games.

Are insects really that complicated?

Either they have mouth, stinger, or skin, and one or more of them is doing the damage.

Been there a couple of times.

It’s… whelming.

Someone also asked why you weren’t wearing a wedding dress too, right?

Our mascot is called Lemmy’s Mascot

“Yeah, it’s a rock alright”

Kind of relevant short story - my favourite

https://www.eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf

It’s January

“I used to watch you when you were a kid”

Wait….

To be clear: you like money, but you will not earn money.

There is something genuinely holy about this

This joke requires us to all just agree that “registering a door” is a thing

Too many people insist they know what’s best for you simply because it worked for them.

I mean, it’s incredibly exaggerated, but there are plenty of stories of police missing clues that afterwards seem kind of obvious. But it’s a lot of hindsight bias

This is quite old so I like to think they are happily married right now

“Hey there all you horror sweeties, I’ve got a sloppy poppy oopy goopy murder of a three year old little girl brought to you by Squarespace”