Please tell the cops to stop stimulating my cones and rods

Been in the back of one a few times.

It resembles the back of a police car.

You see, changing your name to ‘Aron’ with one A removes the infamous “A-Aron opening”.

I dig your time travel outfit

you can refuse

I’m sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.