Change management! :-)

Or, if possible, change employer.

(And I know we’re in meme-land, but I always see it as a developer’s task to inform of the trade-off between fast and good)

Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)

Lewis? According to interviews they optimized for racing instead of qualification (and they said something along the lines of “maybe we pushed it a bit too far but we won’t be sure until after the race”).

Looking forward to Lewis making up some places :-)