Chicken run.

I remember this Mainframe cartoon!

I can smell carbon monoxide.

It’s a rare opinion, but I think the best medium for truly well-done comedy…

Is puns.

Ah yes… we should send the Ukrainians… to the Ukraine!

We’ll save a fortune on transportation costs!

“Lack of consensus on pronunciation of name.”

And I stand by it.

In a rational timeline, this would be criminal stock manipulation.

Not a genius, just a thief.

Chicken salad soup. Which is chicken nuggets from the Costco orange chicken in a bowl with ranch dressing.

The British Library sponsored the colonization of Africa in order to destroy all evidence of a continent-spanning empire ruled exclusively by women. I mostly like it because the empire had war giraffes.

Tell me more about “curious”.

Three ELIZAs in a trenchcoat.

Converse with the Aetherial spirits.

False vacuum … expansion?

Dense Cat will destroy us all!

She’s not that rowdy little girl anymore. Now she’s a fierce young woman.

So of course they abandoned her.

My standard genie response: I wish for their freedom.

I’m not playing a semantics game.

Puff up real big.

Get that seed.

Always be peeping.

Fairly accurate sociopath representation though.

Ungodly things.