He that pretendeth to be holy doth condemn not others but self to eternal emptiness

Thalassaphobia is a real thing

Y’all have got to learn to separate the general population from all the elitist fuckhead of the current government. They were all hiding under their cowshit coveted rocks before the oligurkin mutts drug em out for the show

The fool is literally begging someone to put him out of our misery

A fungus among us, how novel

Probably where sg-1 got the idea for gaould racial memory

My potatoes are kept in the bag they were bought in. Last a lot longer there than all the other storage solutions I’ve tried like wooden bins, metal bins and refrigerator.

The Deep Nonsense is winning the war

Looks suspiciously like a smartphone with an external KB plugin

Sooo… Jack off all trades

Could be your body needs the water to flush out the trash in your brain while you sleep and runs out before its done

Yeah spectrum news 1 has one of those on staff.

‘Attention’ is an extremely hard habit to kick

Everything in the universe reflects light. Except black holes. Only things you cannot see do not reflect light.

“Got a quarter for the payphone?”

Yeah in 4legged furballs its cute. In 2legged douchebags its not.

The depth to which he has gone to illustrate what a simple /whoosh would a done is part of the sad tire no?

Jeebus that boy ain’t right

Ignore it til it screams at me from within