Bugs are job security

“In case I want to watch them and they’re not on any of my streaming services” /s

7-Eleven released a statement that read in part: “We are heartbroken by this tragedy…. It is important to note that this unfortunate accident was caused by a reckless driver who pled guilty, and this store followed all local building codes and ordinances.”

“Of course it’s not 7-11’s fault, anyone but us”