Boomer Humor Doomergod

I imagine giant sloths as Ent-like, moving through the trees slowly, smelling this, eating that, not really worrying until there’s a weird little monkey with a stick with a rock on it.

Wow she really isn’t very good.

How were we so starved for something that we latched onto her baloney?

I’m gonna a need someone to do some monster math for how many fireflies I need to make a death ray

That America is the best and most free country in the world.

Your compensation is a giant storage system

Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!

And they have a British nanny and French maid.

Fucking Sikes-Picot

As someone who supports vaccines but opposes adulthood I’m torn on this

Yet more evidence that we don’t have a representative government.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.

So my plan of “if only people would go away” is a no-go?

That sounds idyllic

Still need to buy the land your hovel is on though

Very much not. For example the movie “Master & Commander” is based on a book but skips a lot of stuff.

All cheese is tetrapod cheese

I was the DD for my girlfriend’s birthday party and went to a Florence and the Machine show. It was outdoors and as the show got started black storm clouds started rolling in.

When they started “The Dog Days Are Over” all hell broke loose. Sheets of rain, huge lightning bolts and cracking thunder loud enough to drown out the music and the crowd.

But Florence stood there, exposed to it all, diaphanous robes lashed by the wind, not even noticing it as she belted out her anthem. As if she had called down the storm for backup vocals.

I wasn’t a fan before but I am now.

I can recognize a good idea even if I don’t think it’s worth it

Anarcho-syndicalist

Humans aren’t worth it.