I know a dude with a PhD in Computer Science who’s far-right and his sister is a psychiatrist who thinks conversion therapy works lol lmao

Follow internet tradition and call it Planet McPlanety-Face ?

I can confirm this. Cheetos ads taught me this. They really are super chill

This post made me hungry

EDIT: This is not proof that I’m a zombie

EDIT 2: To clarify, I am a zombie, but it’s my lack of a pulse and my green skin that prove that

Cute? Cute?!

A BSc, MSc and PhD and THAT’S your reaction?! Cute?!

Sir, that is a scientist!

Respect the coat! The soft, fluffy coat!

I seem to remember a similar experiment called Big Brother?

I’ll take a bite if you wanna

Super important to know where the radio is, cause I’m gonna want to listen to some nice chill songs while I soar through the air towards certain death cause I don’t know how to fly a plane but the guy behind me kept kicking my chair so I yelled “If you don’t stop kicking my chair, I swear to god, I am turning this plane around!” and he didn’t stop so I had to do it to save face.

I’m reading these comments and I’m thinking I should call this dude’s ex. I can only hope I’m worthy.

Poison Ivy

No more cars, no more DMV, everyone gets bicycles.

People are way way bigger than this gecko and still some don’t have a brain or a heart

Yes

Save power: imagine less boobs.

Where I’m from we call them Butt Lights

Nice! You’re the first person so far to say you go to concerts more often since covid.

Me too on the genres. I seem to broaden my horizons more and more as time goes by. I’m glad I didn’t end up being one of those people who only listens to what they liked in high-school

Best one so far 😆

I used to go to shows almost weekly when I was living in London (UK). Now I live in a relatively small city so I rarely get to go.

I feel you. I go to concerts IN SPITE of the crowds. 😆 And I have not set foot in a stadium in 12 years and I’m not planning to ever again. Theatre, pub or no go.

And I always always always wear earplugs. The good kind, not the pharmacy kind, cause those just make the loud music sound like muffled music.

Ah, dang… that’s sad. ☹️