Dale Gribble “Hold my beer”

That’s very mammalian.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

If you don’t have hundreds of thousands of cat photos. You’re just letting down every one including your cat.

Sounds like imperialism to me.

At this point the groom and his best man, hold hands and declare that the wedding is off, and that they’re off to some russian night club to dance off my toxicity.

Honestly, sounds like you dodge a severe gun shot wound right there. Instead you walked away with a minor gun shot wound.

The insanity that is Yemen will carry us forward.

I thought it was Florida’s natural activity.

I’m going all in on the potential straight.

Fucking based Samwise McGee.

I love the reference to Futurama.

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

However, yes. Capitalism is fucked up that rewards those with the most resources.

Zero. However I would be interested in seeing anyone in real life. I feel like it would go do in Lemmy history.

Depends on which distro has the most children.

Truly a horrible place to work at it.

No jelly of the month?

On the behalf of Lemmy. We appreciate you paying the Grinch tax.

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

True story, I went to my doctor about losing some weight as I was close to getting diabetes. For some reason, my doctor loudly proclaimed “Here is a prescription for some meds” while handing me the prescription.

It wasn’t a prescription for meds. My doctor wrote “Due to Big Pharma and the FDA listening in, I have to prescribed various meds. You really should eat healthy diet that has a healthy amount of calories made up of vegetables and fruit. I needed get exercise and should spend time outside to help everything.”

Big Pharma is everywhere! /s

I have a play through of being a certified idiot. I have never laughed harder at things my character has done.