Internet Of Fings

Oh, that’s delightful! Thank you! Good luck with the Hell Strip

Oh my gosh this is so me! I started by trying to figure out what our lawn was made of and now I’m seeing NPFs (Noxious Plant Fuckers) all over the place! I’ve gone through my states Noxious Plant list and I’m obliterating giant ragweed as we speak.

I’ve found so many cool facts about the history of plants in my neighbors garden, too! I’m just starting, but plants are so cool! There’s a type of invasive honeysuckle that whitetail deer love, and it tends to choke out all other plant life around it. One day, we might have whole forests of deer and honeysuckle, with not a predator in sight. Whoops, haha!

My aunt jane had a plant and now shes sick. Photons are coming for our health!

Oh, I know!

wE sHoULd KiLl HalF oF ThEm

Haha I have been gatekept from the meme (/j). This is utterly incomprehensible; have a good day.

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So basically, D:

Can I get a vibe check on “Bug Wound”? “Bug wound” feels a bit more inclusive.

I think the last non-mosquito bug wound I got was from a cicada i was moving out of my kitchen. it tried drinking my blood?? like sap?? it hurt but it was cute. it didn’t wanna leave after, either.

I’m glad I’m not enough of a nerd to understand this :)

Way too many crawdads are not a problem as long as you boil the entire sea

Oh, these things are wild! A new species that clones itself rapidly, can carry a crayfish-killing plague, and is relatively rapidly colonizing the planet (freshwater only).

This feels like a thing spiders do. They can produce several clutches of eggs after mating once. If, without a mate, they could just… do that, “even a single wolf spider egg can contaminate an entire planet.”

Its a good year for crayfish sci-fi horror

Several of Octopus

Wow, I can’t believe doom is so young! It’s been a cultural juggernaut my entire life, so it’s weird to think of Doom as “releasing.”

I, too, thought this was about your sex life

Mustache but frown is funnier.

Alternative to… to what, exactly?