Even heterosexual females enjoy a nice pair of boobies.

As in: Good day, Sir!

Was a time when these lyrics would have been the top comment to this question. Now they linger at the bottom.

We who know must be getting fewer.

When driving don’t be nice, be predictable.

Eg.: If you are on the priority road, drive - don’t be nice and slow down to let someone in from a side road. That’s how you get rear-ended.