It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

Parsing what?

You never thought that Star Trek plots were allegories simply plucked from the headlines of the day?

Was it inherently imperialist, or merely driven by imperialism?

Sounds like a plan. Until those fuckers learn how to open doors, I guess.

Yes, they can.

Hornworms and squirrells always wreck my tomatoes:(

Paywall.

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

Kids fucking get it

That’s cute, keep it and add some friends for them later

Bullshit, cats can increase their mass at will

Found the top of the bell curve

Big Gay Tech

Not with that attitude

And the proponents were apparently too stupid to see through their nasty trick, and now everybody’s time is wasted.