Brb, getting depression real quick. Will check back later.

Oh dregs.

Stop, you’re going to summon sonichu!

Like when your best friend has a new crush.

Yes, but that raises another argument, “lay tex” or “lay tek”… The endless fighting never stops!

Basically dating in your teens/early twenties.

“You know, there’s good eating in them things.”

P-hacker says what?

Which is why my father will die alone and without love. You do not demand authority, you earn it, and you better recognize when you’re being an asshole to your adult children. Also, don’t molest my niece and lie to the cops.

The comment has some merit, some. Look at low fat foods and sugar for instance.

But I’ll be honest, there’s no “big science” I went to grad school for physics, taught physics, fuck publish or perish.

I now make a fuckton of money writing code and designing algorithms. Haven’t published in over a decade.

That one guy at work that “knows everything.”

Sigma my balls! Gottem!

Looking at you, hikers in Arizona… Leave them the fuck alone you fucking goons!

Tell that to my girlfriend, she’s pissed that I’m married.

Or cite their work based on titles… Meh, close enough.

“Handheld gaming is handheld gaming” meme

Didn’t the inventor of the html blink markup apologize for creating it?