Sometimes you just gotta eat a sub that way if it’s so stuffed that it would fall apart otherwise

Accidentally Intentionally

Shoutout to the creep stalking me atm to spam downvote my comments. You know you can just block me, right? Grass is free to touch

Copied from another comment of mine:

I was just about to go to sleep when I decided to start making these, and I woke up a bit as I got some momentum going. I was also hasty with this one in particular since I was timing myself. Here’s a version with the typo fixed

You have quite the imagination. I encourage you to put that to use in some art form or another 😊

My creative juices are out right now anyway

Somebody’s been watching Season 3 of Agents of SHIELD and thinking it’s a documentary

Probably would make more financial sense to Disney to just wait until it becomes public domain

I wish grammar is easy two

That means these fossilized sea creatures were most likely collectibles, deliberately gathered by the ancient hominins for some purpose besides essential utility.

Funko Pop strikes again. Poor caveman Grog never was able to track down that ultra rare ammonite to complete his collection

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

This chart makes things much clearer. Arigato

The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.

The beast that can talk?

More like a freak or publicity stunt

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I’m too busy looking up Biden Inflation at the moment

Ok, just verifying that that fallacy wasn’t the crux of your argument

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Are you implying that a negative categorically cannot be proven?

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