I use an app called KnownCalls that sends anything that isn’t in your contact list straight to voicemail. Added bonus: No ads, free app.

Got permabanned. I was one of the last protestors from the API stuff standing.

Guy wrote a book with a composer about music, so not shocking there. Surprised we don’t hear more about shirts and running.

They called Obama the Deporter in Chief. Trump wishes he could get a nickname like that. Carter himself was a nice guy but his below average presidency led to Reagan.

do not the chussy

Been watching and waiting for Hollow Knight 2 for entirely too long, but I’d rather have a polished but delayed game then a crap rushed one.

Gonna cost boring dickheads and pornbots even more to be skipped over by everyone in a comment section of a tweet. Good, let them be parted with their money.

https://i.imgur.com/LMlTKLM.jpeg

Kaiji expressed the sentiment as well though imo a smidge better

My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

I give giftcards to the bookstore to my niece and nephew because if I gave them straight cash they’d blow it on trinkets and junk they’d forget about in minutes.

For reference on the no training side:

Dr. Dre and Dr. Venture: Both possess honorary doctorates. The former from UCLA, the latter from a Tijuana community college.
Dr. Pepper: Charles T. Pepper did have a medical doctorate. He is cited as a possible source of the name.
Dr. Evil: Evil medical school.
Zoidberg: Claims he lost it in a volcano, more likely a art history degree.
Dr. Horrible: Likely physics though he claims Horribleness (though it could be a catchphrase.)
Dr. Seuss: Intended to get a Doctorate of Philosophy, got an honorary doctorate of Humane Letters.
The Doctor: Per This - While pretending to be the Doctor in an effort to save herself from an army of Cybermen, one of the planet’s deadliest enemies, in Death in Heaven, Clara said: ‘I don’t even really have a doctorate. Well Glasgow University, but then I accidentally graduated in the wrong century.’
Doc: Does become a doctor at Storybrooke hospital in a live action show, “Once Upon a Time”, apparently not a surgeon though.
Spin Doctors: No doctors.

I feel like a fair amount of those on the trained side aren’t medical doctors (Phil, Ock, Robotnik, Lector, Honeydew) or at the very least, aren’t folks you’d want around for your heart attack.

You can only get more conservative when you have things to protect like a house and a pension.

Most millennials retirement plan atm is die of heatstroke in 150 degree weather in a 8 person shared apartment in Alaska.

Previously, any time they’d normally go to court, which was fairly rare, per the article.

Twofold: One, they lost a case in arbitration that basically said arbitration isn’t usable.

Two: Lot of companies do arbitration to avoid court, which works fine and is cheaper if you’re not getting taken to court much. If 75,000 people that could do a class action suit all go to arbitration though, the benefit is lost. Lawyers threatened that. 3 grand a arbitration case x 75,000 people == 225 million dollars on fees alone.

imagine someone being so self centered that they think everyone has seen every meme theyve seen.

“Can I invest in crypto”

“I already said no throwing it away”

ahh yes israel, which famously bans gay marriage. perfect for a pride parade

You must be imagining that

No I just have access to this new and innovative search engine called google.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2024/04/18/netflix-reports-record-profits-as-subscriber-growth-tops-estimates/

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/7/24150986/disney-streaming-business-earnings-q2-2024

Yes I do mean the ones that make far more money and have 10x or more the subscribers that Crunchyroll does. That is correct.

It’s a fairly good bet considering the overwhelming majority of streaming services.