Based on my frequent listening to behind the bastards, I’d say chances of that are low. Best we can probably hope for is really painful illness leading to a slow death.

It’s not a bug, it’s the system working as designed

Nah, what he means by “traditional family values” is the women folk stay indoors, keep the house, pump out kids til they’re a dead shriveled husk, the men get to do whatever they want, sleep around whatever. And if they feel like the wife or kids are talking back they beat the everliving fuck out of em, and that’s fine because the wife and kids shouldn’t have been talking back to the man of the house…

He’s not a hypocrite, he just doesn’t mean the same thing you think he is with the words he’s using.

My cat has a new obsession: sticking his head out of the cat flap, seeing that it’s raining, staying still, coming back in, meowing at me like “Daaad, it’s raining” and starting the cycle again.

My cat does this, except he goes all the way out, stands under the one leaky bit of the guttering 3 stories up, comes in soaked, yells until you dry him off and repeats. It’s gotten to the point we just lock him in if it’s raining. That way he yells about being imprisoned for a few minutes then goes and has a nap until the next meal time.

Por qué no los dos?

Got one that happened just now. Bought some frozen pickle chips from Costco. Cooking instructions for air fryer said 96°C for 7-10 minutes from frozen. Completely wrong. Had to do them at 195°C for 15 minutes for them to be even remotely edible.

Idk if you read through the comments…but the general consensus doesn’t really line up as the gotcha you think it is.

Well…I was gonna say “mask’s off now!” But to be fair, they weren’t ever being subtle about it…

The true sign of a dull man is one-upmanship

Sure, it would also be probably one of the stupidest options available to them…

That’s just a saying.

Touché

Sure…but can it run Crysis?

It’s really unfair. The older we get, the faster time seems to pass, and the less we have to spare. If we’re lucky, maybe we can get 15 or 20 years at the end to enjoy our labour…most of us will be too banged up from the grind to enjoy it.

✊🤜🤛 the struggle is real fam

I also love to fiddle, but the ADHD steers the ship a lot, and so I sometimes end up bricking my install… I’d say it’s a thing I’m working on, but you seem nice…and I’d hate to lie to you.

Or had a lot of time, and have streamlined their setup to the point that they don’t spend nearly any time on the fiddly bits, because they now have next to no time.

Hamas

Trump’s victory puts to test his earlier statements that he can stop the war in Gaza within hours, Hamas official Sami Abu Zuhri told the Reuters news agency. The Democratic party’s loss is the natural price for its leadership’s “criminal stance” towards Gaza, Abu Zuhri said, adding that “we urge Trump to learn from [US President Joe] Biden’s by

Yeah, that’s not gonna go the way you think it is…
If they thought the arms shipments coming in before were fucking their day up…

The only reason Israel might not glass Gaza when Trump takes power is that they want to move people in after the “unclean” have been erased.

Fair dues

I mean, based on his first go, if Trump gets in… that’s…uhhhhh…not gonna happen.