NoFuckingWaynado

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.

Sometimes you feel like a peanut is not a nut!

Sometimes you don’t!

A sphincter says, “what?”

Are you suggesting it be renamed “Hitchcock’s The Birds, of Paradise”?

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from…

If any country’s government spied on its own people as much as big business does in America, people would flip out. But in America, big business really is the government.

We are so fucked…

Electronic Arts started out so differently. The best, highest quality games, sold in album cases like vinyl records. They wanted to make their devs into rock stars. M.U.L.E., Seven Cities of Gold, Archon. Every game was innovative in every way.

Much later they’d changed, shifted toward the dark side, slipping way. But they still managed to bring us two of my favorite MMOs of all time: Motor City Online and Earth and Beyond.

MCO was online multiplayer Need For Speed with real classic American cars with real hot rod parts, the real engines, everything. I’ve not seen anything like it since. Hardly no one wants to pay to license real world cars any more. And you certainly don’t get the real engines with the real hot rod parts.

EAB was a crappy FPS but somehow 2D space game, but it had the best crafting and leveling system. You take things apart eventually learning how to build things. Player built stuff could possibly go was high as 200% quality so other players would want to buy your wares. The leveling system had three distinct lines: exploration, combat, and trade. Play the game how you wanted to having fun your way not how they think you should.

Anyway, EA killed them both, turned off the servers, refused to release the server code so player servers or single player modes were impossible. They sent me a coupon for their new Sims game, though.

So fuck EA. Haven’t bought a single one of their games since.

This is 100% to try to force more OneDrive subs…

If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.

Unless they’ve anticipated this and blocked it like they do with OneDrive. Which they do to frustrate you into buying more storage you don’t need to fix the problems they’ve created intentionally…

“I want my two dollars!”

Not a problem with the new Honda Gottapee

I never noticed before, but it looks like DeForest Kelley is struggling to keep a straight face in that scene…

It works just like updog