Too bad those microplastics didn’t end up in your micropenis.

All air dryers are trash, always have been.

Lame duck don’t give a fuck.

It’s the first part that I don’t agree with. There’s zero reason to not hire a contractor in the first weeks of owning a new place. Assuming due diligence, you should know prior to closing what areas might need attention.

Yes. I recently took my son to an appointment where my phone died as we pulled up. My phone dying is incredibly rare. I proceeded to clean my car while I waited. I went through the center console, the glove box, the side door pockets, under the seats, behind the front seats, basically everywhere in the cabin of the car cleaning and organizing while I waited. If my phone had a charge, I wouldn’t have done any of that. So yes, I’m addicted to my phone.

Holy fuck, what shit advice.

That’s so adorably batty!

Reminds me of your mom’s tit.

Since my parents said it the day I was born.

Incels/“gamers” harassing a woman - shocker.

Oh, please. It’s most definitely not.

Not OTC: water and exercise. But hey, keep searching for the “easy” way out.

Who up votes this stupid shit?

Costco, “woody”, chicken

TIL, wow. I mean, to be fair, “berry” is in the damn name, so I never questioned it.

Fuck Russia

Fuck Russia

Defense, lol

Math is going to perpetually be the downfall of most morons wanting to computer science.

Snow Crash is one of my favorite books.