Contrary to the other commenter, I AM trying to say you’re wrong. Universal healthcare is very much possible, see every actually developed country! They even managed to do it without the molten lead thing, though I’m sure it would help.

Aka no one in French would call them dandelion

Yeah that’s what I meant, around here everyone calls them pissenlit, hence piss the bed.

Dandelion also means pee the bed in French, might be on to something.