I want this, but with an irrationally large Evil Dead esque cellar, for my hobbies.

To muddy things, asexual (Ace) may still be attracted to one, none, or more than the above listed subsets: they just might have no interest in sexual Congress with them.

Detachable Penis: King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

My favorite is to shout out, ‘What are you running from!’ when people jog by.

I’m imagining a break future where, in order to access data from a website you have to pass a three tiered system of tests that make, ‘click here to prove you aren’t a robot’ and ‘select all of the images that have a traffic light’ , seem like child’s play.

Hell yeah, thanks!

To the library!

Thank you, this is exactly the stuff I’m looking for.

Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

That’s why my ear is so itchy.

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.

To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.

Whew. Looks like the feds didn’t find the colony of buzzy buddies I’ve been nurturing in the suburbs.

Can’t wait for spring!

I’m my head a doodle bug is more like a beetle with long segmented legs that kind of bobs around as it doodles along.

I went for a whole month drying my hands with only independent research and the results were similar to using paper towels.

Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.

Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

I paid for an argument!

Pretty sure Ashens covered Trekking food in an old video on yt.