yeah no

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

test plant on grug before eating

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

Nah. We know it’s going to be bad. Its gonna be a fight no matter what so fuck it, lets get to it.

Thats because its… HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

It’s a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn’t trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don’t feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn’t matter anymore and enjoy the shade.

That Looks like Sue, the T rex in the Chicago field museum

You can always tell a roost tree for these guys because it is just plastered in shit

I have a PSN account and I definitely won’t use it to sign in. Why?

I would want this if I were going in with a baseball bat and a bluetooth speaker

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Am I going in loud? if so dead silence the whole way. If I’m being stealth about it, classical music for villains https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OhmGD-4-E

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

ah yes the xxx milk worms do have a nice face

I’m going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me