The hills! They’re alive!!

Quoth the peer reviews, “Never again.”

Wolf from thousands of years ago seeing a Shiba Inu in 2025 dressed like a cat getting likes on TikTok

“Show me no more, spirit.”

“All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. And again, and again, and again…”

I just wanted to share some neat stone carving things that were found in Pompeii, not debate about the grammar of the article.

Then. Don’t.

Those walls of text are all you, buddy.

While you’re at it, don’t put words in my mouth. I did not say the title was written by AI, I asked if it was or not. It has a “forrest for the trees” style to it commonly attributed to AI-generated writing.

Also, stop framing my saying “short people” as a pejorative instead of the descriptor I clearly used it as.

I clicked on this post because, as a child, I was infatuated with Pompeii for some reason. I had a giant color picture book detailing the history of the people and the culture leading up to the disaster. The title here made me “What?” In my head so many times I thought I’d see if anyone else had the same reaction. Doing so stepped on a lot of toes, apparently.

If someone made a table and said it was “nearly life-size,” every rational person would say, “So, a smaller table then?” No human is the same size, even within tightly-controlled groups.

If there’s a noticeable difference in scale it’s not “nearly” life-size then.

And the Wikipedia article you reference is about woodcarving. Try this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_relief

There are pictures of what look like statues, but they are considered reliefs because they were carved out of the unmoved rock, rather than built out of displaced stones as a statue would be.

Guys, don’t be in such a rush to defend bad grammar. AI or human, it’s poorly written.

One, “nearly life-size” means two short people. Because if it’s smaller than that it’s not “nearly.”

Two, isn’t a statue carved into a wall called a relief?

Was this written by AI?

Scientists are people, too. Give them the McDonald’s money and they’ll do all sorts of cool things for you.

Good jokes never die, nor do Black Knights.

Schrödinger’s radioactive decay may or may not have killed his cat.

10/10, no notes.

My gal spelt out “Chalchiuhtlicueyecati” but abbreviated “associated with.”

Indiana Jones: heavy breathing

Serious question: Do we know how far removed from the exact center of the Big Bang we are? Is that something that can be deduced?

Fly, you fool!

If I’m deep underground, the last thing I want to see is rocks expanding in size.

Iridescence is such a cool word, too.

That really does look like the Jetsons’ future.

SANDWICH OF A TOOK!

“Danger! Danger! High voltage.

When we touch, when we kiss”