Am I doing it right?

Just look at this skink!

My name is on Roman. If they cancel it I will be so fucking devastated.

You were too nice to minorities. Hate harder next time so the bigots will like us.

'a’ā looks like it would fizz like pop rocks.

Yup!

My company charged the government billions of dollars for a camera that takes hours to take one photo.

Maybe giving the example in a separate top-level comment would have worked better. Interesting discussion either way, though.

Fresh baguette, slice lengthwise. Butter both sides with probably way too much salted butter. Slice cornichon pickles really thin, embed them in the butter. Slice a nice cured meat like sopressata or salami and layer it on top of the pickles. Close and eat as much as you can before your rational mind overwhelms you and forces you to eat something healthy instead.

I’ll answer your question!

Pretty sure I’m on the wrong side of vegetarianism. I love animals, I think they’re worthy of love and consideration from us. I know becoming a vegetarian or vegan would reduce harm to animals, and I’m pretty sure it’s the morally correct thing to do. It’s also hard, it’s alienating, and I know every time I’ve attempted it in the past it’s triggered disordered eating.

My current stance is that society should embrace vegetarianism. If the government were to make a law granting animals status that protected them from being killed for food, I’d support that as a moral good. However, I’m not willing to be fully vegetarian in a carnivorous society, there are too many drawbacks. I know this is hypocritical and kinda intellectually pathetic of me but there it is :(

I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅

This would 100% work on me. I would love it if a guy took me to see a bowerbird. Or if he was a bowerbird.

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

When all you have is a few bone fragments and a bunch of teeth, it’s pretty hard to figure out what my dude looked like! With each new fossil we get a better picture.

He keeps getting better and bite-ier every year.

Also a process engineer. Real answer is “I develop procedures for cleaning contamination critical hardware”. My flippant answer is “I tell other people how to do their jobs”.

Sic semper tyrranis

If both trout and sharks are fish, then so are whales. Mammals are more closely related to trout than trout are to sharks.

Unironically, language dictates how we think.

Lithium is just gonna be a little fizzy like pop rocks. No explosions, thankfully. The LiOH produced would not be fun for you, but probably won’t hurt anyone else.

A thermometer is like if we measured speed by crashing a car into a barrier and gauging how much it made the barrier shake.