At first I was with this but the first set of questions is so stupid that I can’t see that being a good idea.

Somebody just code up a bot that picks a random mainstream distro everytime somebody asks “what distro should I use?”

It would actually be pretty effective. Just have it return one of the mainstream distros and be done.

Same! I’m on Ubuntu and Pop these days but I fondly remember my old distcc build cluster…

Portage is still far and away my favorite package manager.

Not sure about others but in PopOS (and I assume Ubuntu) it’s pretty simple. Probably easy with most distros.

apt install gnome-desktop
apt install kde-standard
apt install xubuntu-desktop
apt install cinnamon-desktop-environment
apt install xfce4 xfce4-goodies
etc.

It’s not a “language” issue it’s a “computer” issue. This math is being done on the CPU.

IEEE 754

Some languages do provide for “arbitrary precision math” (Java’s BigDecimal for example) but it’s slower to do that. Not what you want if you’re multiplying a 4k matrix every millisecond.

Darktable and Rawtherapee are two great image editors depending on what you’re looking for. They don’t do the “have an AI recreate fake things in my photos” stuff though.