> turn on the light

> get out of bed

> open the curtain

As you part your curtains, you see that is a bright morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the meadows are blooming, and a large yellow bulldozer is advancing towards your home.

Must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of those.

As usual, the real villain was capitalism all along!

Stinging nettle -> singing nettle

Good idea, let’s put the guy who covers up for pedophiles into the discussion on ethical AI.

The scoring system for my upcoming first-person shooter

Voyager has a setting to show a baby emoji next to the name of a user if their account is less than a month old and an account age. Probably one of the best features I’ve ever seen for immediately recognizing troll accounts.