I can imagine Sunn O))) in Mordor.

Being told to tip your head back if your nose is bleeding.

I’ve heard it mentioned that a passenger in the rear without a seat belt becomes a projectile in a crash and can kill or injure the person sitting in front of them.

The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a “pervert” and a “freak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.

What, you don’t carry pH test strips around as a matter of routine? /s

Get nautical! Port and starboard.

I go to scan-while-you-shop places then strategically bag as I walk around the store. 30 seconds to pay and then leave.

1130/100