Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

If you think that’s bad don’t look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

Everywhere I’ve worked has been the last 4 combined.

Where are the bodies, Garth?

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior

I wouldn’t want to hunt anymore either if I survived the brutality of male lion adolescence

I think it’s like the old trope of asking a fish how the water is and they reply “what’s water?”

I tried it out because of the memes and stuck with it because there wasn’t a bunch of extra stuff I don’t need distracting me. I kinda forget I’m using arch btw

I think I only know one shitty Karen in my life and the rest are great