Properly cooked hash browns. It takes too long for a restaurant to do it.

The basic bitch shit that comes with Google/Android. Most is backed up. I wish there was an iOS like backup/time machine

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

Nope https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today 1-m&geo=US&q=guillotine&hl=en

Well maybe a teeny bit if you look at 90 days

Microplastics

How much do we pay for politicians and their security to go golfing?

Aren’t cicadas the same?

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside.

Jupiter Ascending

DM me, I can point you towards an account you can send money to.

Im trying to imagine 7 billion people being headed to the gallows.

I understand these references.

My city has been putting plastic in the asphalt. Apparently makes it last longer and way smoother. Hopefully doesn’t create more micro plastic waste. (It probably does)

I also (re)use mason jars… I wonder if the lid is tight enough…

Get glass containers and silicone lids. It lasts and you don’t have to deal with micro plastics.

Vaccines in general.

Nooooooo!

RIP Aaron Swartz

We all work from home. I don’t get it.