Exhibit B: My dog.

Now they spend all day laying around until it’s time for their human to bring them food or belly rubs. Has there ever been a greater evolutionary win?

My thought always was that DDG was good to set as my default, and if I’m not happy with the results then it’s not a big deal to use Google once in awhile.

I swallowed my misgivings and voted Democrat, just like I’ve done at each election since I turned 18, but handwaving away valid criticisms is not how you get people to side with you. Pressure needs to be put on the democrats to be better, too.

Bro probably didn’t even know he’d just been roasted.

I’d expect Galadriel to be very much in the “The only good orc is a dead orc” camp. That’s based purely on vibes, I don’t recall anything about it in the LOTR books and I never could finish The Silmarillion.

No matter how you pander, the Chinese market doesn’t want your pizzas either, domino’s.

I honestly want to know the story behind this picture. Maybe their venom glands can be removed? A quick Wikipedia search showed that this one isn’t brightening up its blue rings like they do when they feel threatened, and that generally you can survive if a respirator is available, but that doesn’t seem like enough to risk holding one…

Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

Mermen, murdering geologists… Is there anything glumshoe isn’t an expert in?

Makes sense

But then we’d have to deal with the savage barbarism of writing it with the day before the month.

Textbook thug mentality. “I’m gonna take your shit, if you do anything about it then you’re forcing me to get violent.”

I’m concerned about the less rotted corpse employing living humans. Sounds like nepotism to me.

For me, it’s the Rohirrim’s charge at the battle of Pelennor Fields.