Keep eating kids until you find them all.

I’d love to hear what I’ve specifically said that’s bullshit.

This is clearly a sensitive topic for you, so believe me when I say that I’m only talking about myself here. Yes, humans have included meat in their diets for thousands of years, but the recent changes that I feel shift the paradigm are: the scope and scale of industrial farming, the brutal conditions animals now face, and the fact that we have a good enough concept of human dietary requirements that people can finally make the choice to remove animal products from their diets in a healthy way.

Mexico would like a “word”, Marcy.

Fig. A-1 Illustrates the ideal meat to bread ratio for the perfect sandwich.

Found out this weekend that my uncle owns 40 houses in Indianapolis and complains about how aggressive homeless people are and how we need armed cops to deal with them.

Skeet? Really? Lil Jon’s “Get Low” came out 22 years ago.

Now if they had said “Skibidi” that would be a different story.

I learned a lot about home maintenance and handiwork from my dad, but then I started looking stuff up and realized he’s been stubbornly doing a lot of projects the wrong way.

Wait until she walks in on him explaining the problem out loud to a rubber duck.

When your dungeon master tells you that attacks made while underwater are rolled with disadvantage.

If you’re marketing only to people with critical thinking skills you’ll miss most of the voting population, but you do you.

Is that right? To the average person, “Anti-Work” sounds like you’re straight up against working, and unless you want to explain this to every single person individually, Fox News is going to keep having a field day misrepresenting your movement.

The number one rule for pedants is: if you’re going to be pedantic, you’d damn well better be correct.

Personally I don’t care about the rewards. If I’m playing a tough game or a higher difficulty it’s more about the sense of accomplishment that comes from finally overcoming the challenge. That being said, some people don’t get their dopamine from that sort of thing so I totally think more difficulty options is always a good thing.

Isn’t it obvious? Someone would just invent toilet paper that looked and felt like a big wet tongue.

“Hey nice time machine, wanna go to Stephen Hawking’s time traveller party?”

“Naw, I heard that shit was lame and nobody showed up. Let’s go shoot JFK again.”

It’s important to note that when you hear a story about Satanists using freedom of religion to install a statue of baphomet in a public space, or citing religious freedom acts to protect safe access to abortion, you’re hearing about the Satanic Temple. When you hear about Satanists practicing “chaos magick” or talking about how liking blue cheese means you’re gay, you’re hearing about the Church of Satan. Here’s a handy reference from TST:

Telling someone whose gender doesn’t conform to the male/female binary view of gender that the term non-binary is a “shit pseudophilosophical concept” that “has no connection to reality” fucking sucks. Either you don’t recognize gender outside of the binary, or you just think these people don’t deserve a way to express and talk about their gender. Either way it’s a garbage take.