“shitflation”

Turkey.

wow great content

There’s a lot of misinformation about this event, which was formally acknowledged by the USA fairly recently. He did leave unharmed, I was surprised to hear anybody thought otherwise. However, you are stretching credulity by claiming he was pro-government. Seeing as he was never located, I can at least concede that neither of us know what he was thinking at the time.

no that’s just silly

I think there might be some subversive ambiguity or double-meanings in there:

工作日的我，是时间的奴隶；
休息日的我，是时间的主人。

my workdays, I’m time slave;
my rest days, I’m time owner.

“now kiss”

Massive reach.

When, as we all know, it stands for n-BOOOOOP

Frantically attempting to spin this in favour of predatory finance capitalism.

And the light is still reflecting off her eyeballs.

might be preaching to the choir a little bit

What happened?

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

Salt one doesn’t make any sense.

What the hell are you going on about?

I put them in the fridge because I don’t have anywhere else to put them, but I’m aware it’s unnecessary.

Cherry Lips

And “social distancing”! They must enjoy it.