Scene: DJT standing awkwardly at a table. Beside him, sitting on the floor is Vladimir Putin with his Entire Arm shoved up DJT’s ass.

DJT: I’m starting to think Putin might be manipulating me.

Permanently only so long as we have people in power to protect it. Don’t let it slip away folks.

Hoarder. Of things that might conceivably be used one day.

You need weird rock? I got weird rock.

This could be pretty bad…

Featuring Eminems? Like the candy?

Dre… Dreams? DREAD? Drain cleaner?

Like 20 years ago he said that shit

YOU WILL BE DEPORTED! >

Honey

Respond. To anything.

I need to think about it for an hour or a week before responding. I likely will forget what I was thinking about and never finish the thought.

Fellas don’t start getting stupid with your money because you’re scared. You can’t help others if you don’t help yourself first. Most likely the federal government will still be collecting taxes and you will still be fucked later

It’s a fine idea for a protest action however. Make a thing , get hundreds of people behind you before Going down this path. Even then probably A risky idea.

Ah, yes I was fetching onions for lord farkwad.

A classic tale!

So I got a lemon tree and Jesus the fucking thorns. Every time I see them I remember the documentary I watched with these birds being little psychos… the poor mice and lizards…

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

I’m calling it now. In 15 years the word frog will be synonymous with cheater

Jfc that’s gross

Axis and Allies?

Use your spider-centered language folks!

It should be: Spiders who are temporarily experiencing homelessness.