I always smile to myself when I think about Rush. Killed by his old own hubris. The billionaire state of mind “I’m rich, therefore I’m right”. Move fast and break stuff, huh buddy?

Anybody interested in hOrnitology?

"It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrust,

That really drives you insane"

I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.

Me after every two steps of a Lego instruction.

Dill flavoured chips are good, so maybe that’s what You thought.

So, like, make billionaires kill each other and let everyone watch it? I’m in.

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

After the US elections, we already know what’s on the other side of that door and it’s not good.

A drop of the guillotine is completely free. Just saying.

Didn’t order 10 for myself, but I have been known to order one daily for a week while I’m on holiday from work.

Didn’t expect Nintendo’s Luigi to become the symbol of the revolution, yet here we are.

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

A nap is exactly what those hard working dwarves needed. Good for them.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

I already did. Would not recommend.

So You need a law for normal, decent behavior?