I’ll bet that the ancestor would be amazed at my ability to sit in a cozy bed all day. I must make them proud, it is my duty.

Mantle convection as a primary driver of tectonic plate movement

Would you still love me if I was a mole?

I have never seen one and I am very jealous :(

This affixed to a wall with a little bit of light shining through it so that it casts a shadow. Spinning nice and slowly. Maybe a decorative industrial catwalk or two. Mmmmm

Some say that the universe only exists insofar as it is perceived. This is true, but we are not the observers. All of the world is a grand eye and that eye is spread across itself again and again. We are all but figments in the eye of the world, floaters thinking themselves eyes and seeing nothing. This is all to say that the elf on the shelf is REAL and this image PROVES IT!

I had a really nice washing machine. Then it broke. The manufacturer was dissolved 25 years ago.

I had a really nice cast iron pan. Then it fractured. Modern cast iron pans aren’t smooth.

I had a really nice car. Then a part broke. Replacement parts haven’t been available for 50 years.

I had a really nice flip phone. It was made by Nokia so it still works. People think it’s weird that I use a flip phone.

I had a really nice peace and quiet. Then someone invented ambulances. Now I cower in the corner of my bedroom hiding from manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.