Dr. E?

I want that. Where can I get it?

Fluffy! ☺️

Now I want him to teach me about mushrooms.

Thanks. Let’s see:

The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.

And

“… in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration.” “The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces.”[11]

I’m just beginning to understand. I’m not there yet.

I don’t understand. What’s a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?

Turtle is ging to szay hungry. It can open neither of them, because it’s missing those precious opposable thumbs.

Efficiency.

The indoor temperature is always at room temperature and vice versa. It’s not constant though.

What is my purpose?

There was no one by the name Tom Bigbee, it seems.

source

The name “Tombigbee” comes from Choctaw “itumbi ikbi“, which means “box maker” or “coffin maker”. There are many stories and legends about how this name came to be. One story is the river was named after a box maker who lived on some of the Tombigbee’s headwaters. Another story is based on the need for box making in the area to ship pelts during the French-dominated fur trade in the 1700’s.

Umm… Choctaw

are a Native American people originally based in the Southeastern Woodlands, in what is now Mississippi and Alabama.

Whoa. Eating radioactive material isn’t great at all.

From a different time, too: An X-Ray shoe fitter

I believed it. Sadly it’s not real: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/plutonium-jazz

Looks like brown and purple to me.

Edit: TIL. It reminds me of the Moor frog, which turns blue… ish when horny.

Apocaclipse?

I know some of those words.

He says, small treats in the lab are fine. Also big treats.

the fucking Nobel Prize?!

No, the Ig Nobel Prize:

The Ig Nobel Prize monetary award is given in a solitary banknote for the amount of 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollars ($0.40 USD)

That guy may even choose his house. : )

hermit crab

Hermit crabs … have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons.

Um. Let’s say, if you decided to google for duck’s penis, you’d be in for a surprise.