Turbodong 2000

They’re releasing a retro version? Will it say cool catch phrases from a quarter century ago?

That’s why they’re so wet.

I think the intent is more “Scientific discoveries could be rediscovered, your One True Religion wouldn’t be.”

But after enough stagnation, at least we’ll get the great scattering.

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

Pretty sure this is a QueenSnake video.

It’s incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

Daddy, awakened.

Filling slots is how you make the family

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.

if you don’t mark them

This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

Found the Sonos employee.

I think sovereign debt would work like an AmEx Platimum with “no fixed limit”, which makes the algorithm ignore utilization.

If you had 34 trillion in debt and a centuries-long history of making on-time payments, you’d have a perfect credit score.

What’s lemmy? My grandson told me these were the reddits.

Uses spaces instead of tabs.

Chickens were domesticated around 8000 years ago.

TIL pufferfish will kiss me

Archaeologists can’t afford zydrate, so they resort to grave robbing.