Ignotum

I AM THE F***ING LIZARD KING

Um achtually it’s only a wall spider if it comes from the wall region of france

Every lunar month, when there is a full moon, i try quitting caffeine

werewithdrawal

(I initially misread you comment)

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

Animals turn into crab, plant turn outfrom cabbage

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar

Human embryo: alien looking blob
Shark embryo: happy little fella

I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3

There’s like a button on top of the video or next to it i’m not aure, but aometimes you click on a video and youhappen to hit that button instead,
Youtube opens some faq page, if you click to go back, the front page has now been refreshed and the video is gone never to be seen again

“Design is fine, is just user error”
- every designer ever

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She’s born again
[…]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She’ll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

Ah that’s why i couldn’t relate to it, I’ve only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab

Well that one is obvious, as one of the great philosophers of our time once said;

They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the frigging frogs orchids gay!

I don’t like all the new rules
I’m sticking to math 3.5, the best edition

American students every couple weeks

Easy:

1. Kreb eat
2. Krab make baby krabs
3. Old crab die
4. Baby crabs grow
   And so the crab cycle repeats

The image is obviously upside down
Standing desks is out, the new fad is hanging upside down like a bat while working

I’m not saying i worship you or anything, but i would gladly sacrifice my firstborn for you if to asked me to