A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

When will China stop buying US debt?

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

She needs some RadAway

That reminds me, I need to install GrapheneOS

Another settlement needs your help!

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

I never see Earth in the sky.

Forbidden cheesesteak

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Keeps that piss away from the tasty meat

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

This Dr. Pepper libel will not stand.

The UN will surely take action. Perhaps a tersely-worded email will be sent.