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  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldtoComics@lemmy.ml•Henri Bergson on Time - [The Existential Comics]
    4·
    14 days ago

    I mean, he’s not wrong.

    Everyone has had the experience of snoozing an alarm. You go back to sleep and the alarm goes off, feels like in no time at all.

    Now here’s the trick… Snooze your alarm and stay awake. Focus on your breathing, your heart beat. Look at the clock when you think the snooze should have expired.

    You can make a standard 10 minute snooze “feel” like 30 minutes. Just don’t go back to sleep.

    “the good times go by fast,
    all the bad ones seems to last
    so much longer than i’d ever want them to”

    - Chris Smither “Call Yourself”

    https://youtu.be/SRE55HfqLzY

  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldtoComics@lemmy.ml•And here's your gun
    8·
    2 months ago

    For the non-Americans out there… you do have to fill out a form and answer some questions:

    a. Are you the actual transferee/buyer of all of the firearm(s) listed on this form and any continuation sheet(s) (ATF Form 5300.9A)? Warning: You are not the actual transferee/buyer if you are acquiring any of the firearm(s) on behalf of another person. If you are not the actual transferee/buyer, the licensee cannot transfer any of the firearm(s) to you. Exception: If you are only picking up a repaired firearm(s) for another person, you are not required to answer 21.a. and may proceed to question 21.b.

    b. Do you intend to sell or otherwise dispose of any firearm listed on this form and any continuation sheet(s) in furtherance of any felony or other offense punishable by imprisonment for a term of more than one year, a Federal crime of terrorism, or a drug trafficking offense?

    c. Are you under indictment or information in any court for a felony, or any other crime for which the judge could imprison you for more than one year, or are you a current member of the military who has been charged with violation(s) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and whose charge(s) have been referred to a general court-martial?

    d. Have you ever been convicted in any court, including a military court, of a felony, or any other crime for which the judge could have imprisoned you for more than one year, even if you received a shorter sentence including probation?

    e. Are you a fugitive from justice?

    f. Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance? Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.

    g. Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?

    h. Have you ever been discharged from the Armed Forces under dishonorable conditions?

    i. Are you subject to a court order, including a Military Protection Order issued by a military judge or magistrate, restraining you from harassing, stalking, or threatening your child or an intimate partner or child of such partner?

    j. Have you ever been convicted in any court of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence, or are you or have you ever been a member of the military and been convicted of a crime that included, as an element, the use of force against a person as identified in the instructions?

    k. Have you ever renounced your United States citizenship?

    l. Are you an alien illegally or unlawfully in the United States?

    m.1. Are you an alien who has been admitted to the United States under a nonimmigrant visa?

    m.2. If you answered “Yes” to question 21.m.1, do you fall within any of the exceptions stated in the instructions?

    n. Do you intend to sell or dispose of any firearm(s) listed on this form or any continuation sheet(s) to any person described in questions 21(b)-(l) or to a person described in question 21.m.1 who does not fall within a nonimmigrant alien exception?

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