I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.

1. When discussing something I always reply this way:

• Her: Come on, say something.
• Me: Something.

2. When she needs to do something in the future:

• Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow.
• Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.

Yeah, I love me some Flatpak distro ;-)

On the serious note, I’m sad openSUSE is so low. Tumbleweed’s great distro!

Toilet paper. Once you rip through cheap one, you’d pay anything to buy better one in the first plce.