Wow. I got downvoted into oblivion for saying that people should shower everyday and wear deodorant. People on the Internet are not even remotely normal.

People are always surprised that I only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant because I look and smell so clean.

Um. I don’t think they’re surprised because you look and smell so clean. If you only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant, you stink and you’re nose blind.

So what is it? What’s it’s name?

This as a life philosophy leads to violent road rage.