littleblue✨

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Please don’t give the overlords ideas. “Minimum wage” as a currency? Talk about dystopian present, damn.

I miss them. 😭🥹

Dennis is 100% my team. 🤘🏽

“They” aren’t anywhere near the first, mind you, and again: genocide describes a series of actions, not just the culmination (unlike “extinction”, as I said).

They didn’t fail at genocide. That’s not an absolute, it’s a process. They may’ve failed at outright extinction most often (though some scattered empires of old would point out that they were destroyed by religion), but genocide is an inalienable aspect of every single religion known to mankind. Right up there with molesting children and blatantly plagiarizing “sacred” text whole cloth from other grifter “holy” men.

Swap out “schoolboys” with “old fear-mongering pervs”, and you’re even closer to the historical truth.

Can he be a ghoul in S02 of Fallout, please? 🤩🙌🏽

Abrahamic* to be precise. They’re all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures’ traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)

So is Rachel Weisz, and was too.

Disgruntled, even. Woke up with jimmies pre-rustled. Socks’re on backwards, but not his job.

You might be a bug when your wedding is also your beheading

Heh. I’m sure we all know a few of those non-“recent” humans that can’t seem to grasp the concept. I just hope they’re in lower numbers than expected this November. 😶

Step 4: Profit?

The “an” is off-meter. 😱

Completely different from the ancient hex that causes tenacious, explosive dysentery with an inception-esque quality, “Brown Recurse”.

Hey, ya can’t spell “m’ackshually” without “a smack” upside the head, eh?

Wait, they’ve been wiping my memory every time I fly? We didn’t stop them when they shoehorned TSA in the mix, and we didn’t riot against all the new fees & lowered quality, but this? If we don’t come together to stop airlines from all their hypnotic memory wipe stuff, when will we‽