but isn’t that just the most efficient arrangement in a crowded forest where each tree elbows its neighbours out of the way for whatever sunlight they can get?

why waste energy in making branches and leaves low down when they’ll forever be in the shade?

bot users? yes!

human users? well, yes.

q. why would professors being late in marking your papers eternally be a problem?

a. because it’s a tardy grade.

yes, of course. after all, if a clown is democratically elected in a landslide victory, that clown is representative of everyone that voted them in.

the cartoonist therefore seems to have forgotten to slap on the clown makeup on all the members of the audience.

when i read “hi-res images from The Sun”, this is not what i expected.

but this was better.

be like the tree; let the dead leaves drop.

turtles eat jellyfish?

“ceo of cloud company says employees must work on premise.”

must do wonders for the marketing of the capability of their platform.

even the strongest amongst us would quail

on hearing the specifics of every such tale.

one would be ever so inclined

to declare that the worst of mankind

lives today in that state of israel.

the optimal approach would be to embrace public transport and let cars go the way of carthorses.

well, that shouldnt have been a surprising find. we’ve already had millions of examples of people talking out of their arses over the years.

With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.

ah, but did they eat what he ate beforehand?

so did you “bare” this in mind, then?

i’d say that’s the point? the dog is looking at the limited colours it can see, not comprehending that the researcher that laid out the graph has an increased ability in perceiving colours.

it’s a manifestation of the dunning-kruger effect.

TIL about pademelons. they’re definitely more intriguing than their kin, watermelons and muskmelons.

very amusing grads, improper naming action.

they should aim for “cunning” instead of “terrible”.

have you tried riding a roller coaster?

seriously

the creator of this meme originally wanted to include mars instead of earth (which would have made it more technically accurate), but couldn’t because it is the men that are supposed to be from mars.

sometimes, one thinks, any intelligence for government would be a good idea.